Tag: funny
group name: buenosnotches
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May 30, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
#16
"You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just
went through."
#15
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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April 23, 2007 05:29 PM EDT --
For all you pet lovers...
THE POSTAL SERVICE NO ONE HEARS ABOUT
> Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4
> year old daughter Meredith was . . . more
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April 11, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
I darn near fell out of the chair laughing at this one, boy can I relate.
Enjoy,
Stephanie
A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, . . . more
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July 08, 2007 09:15 AM EDT --
Some of my gather friends have cautioned me about getting too upset over the antics of our entertainer in chief, lately, although I, personally, can't see how anyone not brain dead couldn't. . . . more
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May 03, 2007 09:21 AM EDT --
He didn't like the casseroleAnd he didn't like my cake,He said my biscuits were too hardNot like his mother used to make.I didn't perk the coffee rightHe didn't like the stew,I didn't . . . more
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May 02, 2007 04:33 PM EDT --
I have booked the AutoTrain for July. I paid the extra money for the Roomette....I am wondering just how small is it! will I be able to turn around....I have tried to look at the pictures but I am sure . . . more
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May 23, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me today, and I just had to pass it on.
Now this is Drunk
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him . . . more
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April 17, 2008 11:36 PM EDT --
I got this in an e-mail the other day and thought it was to funny. The sad thing is, its so very true.
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January 30, 2007 11:04 PM EST --
William brings us breakfast
In his own kind and generous way
Shannon cooks us dinner
Each and every day
Ron tells "buddy" stories
April makes us smile
Cheryl reminds us . . . more
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May 29, 2007 04:59 PM EDT --
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the . . . more
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May 05, 2007 09:14 AM EDT --
Do you belong to YadaYadaYada? Feel free to join. You will find it all here.
Over 300 people posting the best of the best here. Come Check It Out.
Anything and everything under the sun.
http://yadayadayada.gather.com/ . . . more
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June 28, 2007 10:43 AM EDT --
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker . . . more
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July 20, 2007 11:28 PM EDT --
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular . . . more
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August 07, 2007 06:17 PM EDT --
NEW YORK—Veteran New York City construction worker Lonnie Barbierri may, on the exterior, seem like the tough-guy type. But as any woman who has ever strolled past a building site where he . . . more
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February 19, 2008 04:42 AM EST --
Things to Do When Your ISP Is Down
1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten . . . more
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February 19, 2008 06:53 PM EST --
This is really hard for me to imagen. Married or not. Can you imagen going to church and being told to have sex everyday for 30 day by your pasture? I think I would fall onto the floor if I every heard . . . more
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May 09, 2007 06:33 AM EDT --
I caught this one last night with my usual movie going friend. At first she didn't want to see this one. It is a police comedy,drama, action story set in England. The officer Nick Angel is such a good . . . more
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March 13, 2007 07:45 PM EDT --
I got this idea from the comment thread of Rob Appell's morning edition article today.
Play as many times as you want, but one word per post please. Keep it clean as this article is not . . . more
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February 20, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.
Not me. I concentrate on solutions . . . more
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